“I’m cute, and I can rhyme my ass off. No wonder they want to destroy me.”

Trying to challenge myself and write some original songs instead of just doing covers, I’ve found that the lyrics come a lot easier than the music. Putting together some new and interesting musical chords or, heaven forbid, a melody? That’s hard. But I can rhyme all day.

So I thought it was funny when Keeley Jones, the soccer (aka “football”) team’s vivacious marketing honcho on Ted Lasso, said this on S1E3.

I’m cute, and I can rhyme my ass off. No wonder they want to destroy me.

Kudos to Keeley for that laugh and for giving me something a little lighter to post here today.

Back to your regularly scheduled philosophy quotes, tech sketches, artsy photos, and amateur ramblings later.